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Hitting the Las Vegas Strip with a group of friends or that special someone for an unforgettable weekend getaway is something that dreams are made of for many across the globe. Whether for an occasion worth celebrating like a Bachelors weekend, special anniversary or a wild Birthday party there are many reasons to get excited. Discovering new places, going on adventures and creating lasting memories are just a few of the things we look forward to when hitting Sin City for the first or umpteenth time, but sometimes the mix of excitement and intake of high percentage alcohol can leave individuals with a hazy perception of what constitutes a good decision.

We bet this gentleman was kicking himself when he woke up to pictures of these glamorous women surrounding him as he slept the night away in Sin City. Slot Machines, usually favored by the elderly due to their simple nature can clearly be hard work.

Spending hours upon hours tapping those bright buttons and hoping for a win, he did not realize he won the jackpot. If you think that’s funny, stick around for more hilarious pics.

What a hilariously clever way of marketing your business. This place went up in popularity as soon as people started hearing about the ladies in the bathroom. Mocking the size of their family jewels might seem like a negative way to draw in customers, but it seems that men have been flocking from all over the world to come and take photos with these life-sized laughing ladies.

Who knows, maybe we will be seeing more of these bathrooms all over the U.S.

They say that good girls go to Heaven, whilst the bad ones go to Vegas. Looks like this lady went all out and started a little earlier on the nuptials than what was indicated on the wedding invitations. Clearly eager to get the party started, she pulled on her wedding dress and hit the Slot Machines in all her bridal glory.

We’re betting that she was trying to gain some cash to cover the oncoming wedding expenses in advances. Wonder if she hit the jackpot?

Hall things come to those who wait right? Seems as though this young lady was intent on visiting the bathroom late one night, but the waiting got the better of her and soon fatigue took over leaving her in a deep sleep. If you’re wondering where her friends are, rest assured they woke her as soon as they laid eyes on her, as soon as they snapped this incriminating photo.

They’re not wrong when they say what happens in Vegas ends up on Facebook.

Here’s hoping that these gorgeous ladies took a sober photo because we have a feeling that this is one of many duck face snaps in the photo reel. Evidently this facial maneuver has not yet left the social photography scene since taking over the internet many, many years ago.

In all fairness this trending pose requires countless alcoholic drinks to get it to level pro as seen in said photo. Can’t believe your eyes? Prepare to be amazed by the rest.

Zach Galifianakis arguably made the movie “Hangover” as popular as it was bringing to it an endearing and unique performance that made most of us want to gather our wolf pack and head straight for Sin City.

It is no surprise that these ladies gravitated to the likes of Zach, making their trip that much more memorable by spending a little time with him. Judging from the picture, he is still very much in character from filming.

So if first impressions mean everything, we are guessing that Las Vegas did very well for itself when it comes to this young lady. She was so impressed and intoxicated that she really wanted to get an “I love Vegas” tattoo on her body.

Fortunately still conscious of the pain factor involved with such activities she held off, instead asking her friend to write the slogan with a permanent marker. Bet she’s thanking her lucky stars right now.

They say every nurse has that one patient they will never forget, but we are betting it’s the other way around this time. If you are planning on taking a trip to Sin City, stopping at the Heart Attack Grill is a must. The staff are dressed as nurses, serving various fried dishes to customers to fulfill their mission of “fighting anorexia”.

Customers are patients dressed up in hospital gowns and wristbands. Only in Vegas…We’re almost at the end so stick with us for the last few shockers.

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You know how the saying goes, you have to dress the part for the job you want. Clearly this advice took a small step in the wrong direction when this lady went for job interview at her local Las Vegas casino. But then again that is what we call determination if we do say so ourselves.

Nonetheless, she obviously captivated her employers enough to get an outdoor casino gig making her bet pay off. We look forward to her next interview outfit.

Keeping with the theme of the infamous movie, we cannot help but notice a change in the cast, even though their faces are not visible. They seem to be doing a very convincing job of hanging out on the rooftop, even though they are not celebrating upcoming nuptials, but mourning the loss of a broken relationship (note the man in the green jumper).

The bromantic gang are quick to comfort in a group spoon scenario that we are sure was a little harder to explain once they arrived home.

Either these two have failed miserably on their quest to get to the Mushroom Kingdom or they filled their respective buckets with one too many. No matter the result, it seems that Mario and Luigi are incredibly depressed and rethinking their current plumbing professions, looking into new career options.

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Unsuccessfully trying their hands at busking, someone should let them know it is incredibly unprofessional to drink on the job. This might be a sight for sore eyes, but trust us, it gets even more wild from here on out.

If your luck at the Blackjack table did not result in your becoming a millionaire, not all is lost. They say that those who are unlucky at cards are lucky in love so why not bring your significant other to Cupids Corner? If they’re not absolutely terrified by the fifty shades of red in this room, they might be impressed with the heart-shaped bed, speakers and mirrors all over the place.

Hopefully this cupid won’t leave you shooting blanks in the dark.

This little pooch obviously has no problems with the pup-arazzi and knows just the right places to be seen around town. If you were not aware, sailing around the Grand Canal in a gondola is a must when visiting the Venetian Hotel as this pooch will tell you.

The trick to looking fetching on said activity is to work your fashion sense in with the theme. Navy and white stripes, a hint of red and a straw hat will do just fine.

One of the most recognizable signs around the world is the smoking ban sign that you can find in many restaurants, cafes and various venues all over, yet this new addition is something the world has not seen much of. With the legalization of marijuana in recent years, people have found smoking laws in casinos still a little hazy.

Some are hesitant as to the new law and are betting it will not last. Winner gets the pot? Shocked? You ain’t seen nothing yet.

Trying to look too inconspicuous whilst ordering her favorite Brazilian coffee, this lady seems to be withholding some hot details about the night before. There seems to be quite the story behind last night’s shenanigans and although she has been playing coy, we think she should spill the beans as soon as possible.

Although the lady behind the counter does not seem as impressed she has to keep in mind that this is the epitome of Sin City.

Celebrating your 21st birthday should be one of the biggest fetes of your life, but not so much for this guy. Contrary to popular belief he is old enough to be handling that liquid courage, but it should come as no surprise that this inexperienced drinker has created a birthday disaster for himself.

Sending a selfie of himself in this overflowing Jacuzzi he was hoping for the best, but the crying from laughter emoticons he received in reply soon burst his bubble.

Business trips are a great way of bonding with your coworkers and it is at these events that one really gets to know the people they work with on a more intimate level. Relaxing is one thing, but in this case it seems as though the woman pictured was determined on raising the roof a little too far.

Judging by the expressions on her colleagues’ faces, her work agreement may just be up when they return to the office on Monday. But wait there’s more…

We all dream of bumping into our idols and count ourselves lucky if we ever manage to meet any of them, but some of us are more fortuitous than others. These ladies were thrilled on a recent night out in Las Vegas upon meeting Timofey Mozgov of the Cleveland Cavaliers and reveled in taking a sneaky selfie with the star.

Their celebration quickly turned sour as the inebriated athlete reportedly dropped that mobile as soon as he took the photo, not even apologizing due to his intoxicated state.

Meeting your favorite popstar is considered “lucky”, but having your boyfriend pop the question in front of them is on another level. Courtney was so awestruck to be in the vicinity of her lifelong hero that she barely noticed when her other half got on one knee to propose.

After inspecting the size of the rock, she quickly said yes, much to the delight of her now husband. You have to give him credit for employing the best wing-woman possible.

Taking your granny to your hen’s night out may be a little left of center, but taking her to Vegas is sure to be a trip that she will remember for the rest of her days. This lucky lady took a little while to come out of her shell, but after just a few drinks she was raring to go and almost a little hard to comprehend.

She had her wits about her at dinner, donning this hat and paying homage to her favorite dance partner.

They say that Las Vegas is what people imagine heaven to look like and it appears that this handsome fellow agrees. Never having visited the City of Neon lights, he decided to go all out for his very first time.

We don’t have any cutting remarks for this work of art, we can on stare in both disbelief and admiration of this enormous mohawk. Hats off to him for standing out from the crowd. Impressed? Keep reading for more treats like this.

Now this is a spelling mistake of choc-king proportions, but we don’t think there are any grounds for sacking your employer, especially something like this. Poor Courtney went to her favorite coffee shop hoping to get over her hangover from last night, but her barista made an error when writing her name.

The manager in charge was unimpressed and soon things got quite heated and came to a bitter end. We think there may have been trouble brewing before.

It is often said that what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but apparently not everything is included in that. We know that sexually transmitted diseases are nothing to laugh at, but we cannot help but spit out our coffee at this one.

This huge billboard for some is a gentle reminder to stay safe, whilst for others it is like a sign from the gods to keep their wild thoughts contained for the oncoming party weekend.

If you feel as though you recognize this bride it is probably because he has graced a number of articles up until now. He has been known to dress up as lady on her Hen’s night giving out tips to women in similar situations themselves for cash.

As this did not prove to be a financially viable strategy, he plowed on and decided to become a bride instead, hoping to hit the jackpot by finding his own bride or die.

Knowing and accepting the term Sin City might be somewhat of a bitter pill to swallow for some pastors, but not this one. Pastor Allen F. Harrod is fully aware of the shenanigans people get up to in Sin City. So if you have sinned there and done that you can head straight to him and he will forgive you for your foolish games.

There’s more Vegas stories where that came from, just keep scrolling, we guarantee you won’t believe your eyes.

Seeing a gang of Disney characters around the strip is nothing out of the ordinary, and you can quite often find them posing for photos with ecstatic children full of excitement at the prospect of meeting their favorites.

You can imagine then the shock and horror on the disbelieving faces of little children taking a stroll with their families when faced with this sight. Minnie, usually an optimistic character seems down in the dumps throwing back a couple of beers. Try explaining that to your kids.

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They say that grammar is the difference between knowing your sh*t and knowing you’re sh*t. This definitely seems to be the case here. We are going all in on the fact that Joey wishes this ink would just vanish tattoo thin air.

Even though getting inked was on top of Joey’s Vegas bucket list, he should have waited for a more sober moment to take the plunge, but staying true to his word, “it’s is his life”.

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There is getting into the spirit of things and then there is REALLY getting into the spirit of things. Speaking of spirits, taking in too much alcohol can be deadly for relationships in the wild city of Las Vegas. Often times couples forget to agree as to where to draw the line with their behavior, consequently leading to arguments.

This couple seems to have no such issues as the girlfriend of this lad seems to be open-minded about the fact that he has an exotic dancer on his head.

Waiting for the money to drop is certainly an alternative way to gravitate the jackpot into your pocket. We are very unsure as to why this lady has taken to planking on top of a Slot Machine, but apparently, instead of lucky charms and rituals planking on your machine of choice is the way to go.

But wait! If you thought that was the end of our hilarious slides, we have so many more to brighten up your day!

Brian is a huge Vegas fan and has dreamt (quite literally) of visiting the desert capital for most of his adult life. Making his dreams into a reality, he went one step further, because…well why not? Making himself as comfortable as he could he dragged his hotel room mattress downstairs, stripped down and set up shop right there.

We are not sure whether to laugh or call the authorities? All in all it looks like a regular day in the City of Neon.

You know you are well in the midst of Las Vegas when you see a billboard such as this one. Drowning your sorrows in alcohol may be against any advice you may have heard from a therapist, but in Vegas it seems to do the trick.

According to chemistry alcohol is a solution, but it probably is not THE solution to your emotional problems and you’re better off visiting your therapist for a chat the next time sip happens.

You might just think you have made it to the gates of heaven when entering this cab. Instead of cautioning its customers, this taxi sign seems to allow everything regular taxis do not including all types of lewd sexual acts. Color us perplexed.

Also, we are just wondering how it is physically possible to run in a regular cab? If you’re thinking that things seem to be getting crazier by the second, you’re not wrong and we are not finished!

Cha-ching is what comes to mind for many people when visiting the jackpot capital of the world. Unfortunately, it is also a place where gambling addictions are born and in turn, the infamous Las Vegas is renamed to Lost Wages.

Clearly this man has not done his homework and is unaware of the fact that your best bet of winning is at the tables playing against the dealer and is seen taking out his rage on the poor Slot Machine.

This lovely couple seem to be dining at the same restaurant as the granny we talked about before. It seems as though they are taking the bull by the horns on their Vegas trip and going the whole nine yards in taking the mickey out of each other, proving to the rest of the world that the couple that laughs together stays together.

We give props to how chilled they are with each other simultaneously having a ball in Sin City.

Now we know that folks get up to all sorts of fun and exciting activities when in Las Vegas, some of which they would never have dreamed of doing in their hometowns. Sometimes these pastimes go above and beyond expectations. This lady was caught unprepared by a street performing monkey who got a little more hands on than would otherwise be anticipated.

We cannot know for sure, but maybe it was the bright hair that had this primate seeing red.

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